An introduction to the behavioural pattern of XYZ: Going lyrical with XYZ

XYZ? Is that even a name?? Well, I sure have loads of other names for some who are extreme in their behaviour and I am sure I am being nasty... I like that about me. Anyway, there is this, say, XYZ who wants to have a fun conversation with me... and it turns out to be more than just fun. Have a load of this for now... this must be satisfactory and I hope to give you a hint of how haphazard and how capricious a behaviour a person could sport. But why am I talking about XYZ? Whats typically XYZ about this character I have met? Its more like psychoanalysis for me and a source of amazement and disgustingly humorous accounts for you. Read on...

me: oy :)

whats with the diaries and kittens ? (alluding to something that was tagged along with XYZ's name)

XYZ: wellll.....

its d effect of the cat and the movie called "The Nanny Diaries"

:D

me: oooh I seeee

so wassaaaap?

XYZ: oh d same ole stuff..... ceiling.... fan.. 3rd floor.... sky.... u can fil in d rest....

me: a lot of void I see

below all that u have just mentioned

XYZ: er..... well... ummm....

ya u can say tat I guess!

:D

me: indeed! :D

XYZ: so waaaasssssup wit u?

me: I had a fling with the fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

XYZ: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

so now how do u doooo????

me: now I feel almost brand neeewwwwwww

XYZ: wow.. tats so typically uuuuuuuu!!!!

:D

me: thats a nice thing to say.. why thank youuuuu

:D

XYZ: oooooooooooo.....

well we cud go on n on.. so ill stop!

:D

me: wel, I can still go on .. until one of us drops

XYZ: well it aint gonna be me, so u better not end up a flop!

me: on the contrary, I have had my share of vitamins while you continue not to sleep or walk

XYZ: well tats built up my stamina... so it aint in u to thus talk.....

me: you assume many a time and always imagine to reap rich crops

but really it would qualify for a fiasco, effortlessly

XYZ: arguin everythin I say, is tat not a breach aimlessly?

me: arguing for the right never fails me

XYZ: but arguin all the time will eventually fail thee.....

me: that is where you have wrong notions about me

XYZ: tat does not giv u the right to counter me, even if it may so be.....

me: I am not a mock spectator if you thought I would be, however I assure you when I am wrong I will be honest readily

XYZ: it isnt whether ur wrong or right.. its how u respond to a comment or an insight, when the othr does so strongly disagree....

me: what one feels an impenetrable insight must look for loopholes before me, else left to take back words - which seems hard to agree

XYZ: carrying a charade is best left un-done,as I speak for me, when the time comes, it will seem clear why I say so, to thee....

me: I do not come to terms with theologies or unbridled thoughts in a manner that something left unsaid is incomprehensible/ But when I check the bearings of ones convictions a mere mention of the idea draws resistance; I have seen (this invariably became my status message ... and a very close friend doesn't believe that it was I who came up with this... I am offended :P )

XYZ: oh crap.... u always end up puttin me in thought mode..... and I don want to think............................................................

me: :) y not?

thinking is a good habit

XYZ: thinkin is bad for me....

me: u should cultivate it :)

XYZ: I prefer remianing blissfully empty than filled with nerve-racking thots....

(at this point I was absolutely surprised, cause XYZ has read some of the most thought-provoking books)

me: whaaat?

:D

XYZ: oh chuck it

me: the weather is brilliant I say (yes, I am trying to keep the conversation as 'fun' as possible)

XYZ: yessss it esss... im itching to go out!!

me: then whats stoppin u?

XYZ: I don knw....

me: u'll know... once u go out?

XYZ: hmmm..... welll.. I don knw tat either.....

me: then you should try to?

XYZ: mebbe

me: then go out

XYZ: r u ordering me mister?

me: no, I m merely wishing you go out

before the weather forces you to stay inside

XYZ: oh wat wil I do goin out mann... nah.. ill stay put.... (ah Einstein of the first order!)

me: now I can only quote Shakespeare: "As you like it"

XYZ: sure... thanx a ton...

me: ever so grateful

XYZ: go jump....

me: the potential energy I generate will be quite useful but I wud prefer a bucket of water taking my place in this scenario .. it is more feasible

:)

XYZ: ohh god! kill me, kil me NOW (I suppose that omnipotent mythological character would gladly do the honors)

me: for a moment I forgot you didn't do science in 11th n 12th

XYZ: for ur info I did

me: u did ? then whats so "god kil me" about what I said?

XYZ: arrrrgh...... uve becum more mental since the last tym I spoke to u....

me: hmm.. thats an interesting observation :)

XYZ: ufff..... I giv up....

Finally, the magic words... I was satisfied. I know, by now some may think I was provoking XYZ, but you see I usually do not voice my opinion or my perspective - which may then take the conversation to a different level - unless forced to tell the other person that neither am I carrying a sign which reads "ready-to-use doormat for free" nor will I keep myself from helping them cultivate a habit of shutting their trap when it is necessary; something typical about this character is that one can become a doormat as long as one has the power to endure its fatuous rantings. Oh I love conversations, provided it makes at least some sense (mind you, I love random too, but this just so "not happening"). You will observe there is no thought process and such immature behaviour by these specimens are but something I detest; of course, I always give them an option to "see it in a different light", but when nothing seems to work, I refuse to be treated in a manner that is unacceptable and intolerable. I go about doing my work - which brings me to the fact that I have a plan for myself almost everyday - and nothing else would bother me, unless my 'most favorite band ever' decided to invite me to join them.